I've watched Redgate on numetous occasions and have been mightley impressed by the goal scoring prowess of a certain Ian Hall and a quite similar looking caveman. Unfortunately they both tend to score in the wrong goal but his technique is superb. As such, I am disappointed to find that there is no Ian Hall/Caveman soccer skills section to help me improve my skills. Please can you fix this for me?

Posted: 1/22/2003 5:30:28 PM, by: Alun

The "Caveman soccer skills" section is underway- I just have to get that book off Chris - the one with his only trick in it!

Posted: 1/22/2003 7:49:06 PM, by: The fixer

Surely Captain Caveman was faster than Hall as he had less hair, and was thus more aero-dynamic??

Posted: 1/23/2003 7:49:58 AM, by: Gavin

Wildly excited by Saturdays game. I have a feeling that it will be a trip down memory lane. Lets beat the top of the league. I am confident as Mark is in such fine goal scoring form - after all he has recently eneded his Heskey-esque drought, where the empty net week after week only rivalled the North sea fishermen. Speaking of Fishermen!! Till we meet again.

Posted: 1/23/2003 7:54:09 AM, by: Souness

Is there a definition of Spit-R.O.A.S.T?

Posted: 1/23/2003 7:56:43 AM, by: Name and address supplied.

I preferred the forum!!

Posted: 1/23/2003 8:31:55 AM, by: Mark

The forum is still there but this is less hassle! Or is it becuase your fan club is on there?

Posted: 1/23/2003 1:56:44 PM, by: Forum Lover

I am just writing to voice my disgust at some of the false names that people are posting. I have watched Redgate on many occasions and if any team is going to work it has to be based on honesty and trust.

Posted: 1/24/2003 4:19:09 AM, by: Ibrahima Vacuumcleaner

bring on message board! tis a fun time for all the family, games and things to do. what more could we ask for? well done to the mighty redgate for a rather excellent draw today, we so should have fun, excellent stops from the Mac(h 3 razor) in goal. let's bring the championship home

Posted: 1/25/2003 6:32:18 PM, by: jumpers for goalposts

lookin at the sat game there was only one disappointin aspect for me(i was one of the excitedsupporters of the famous redgate) that aspect was that in centre midfield there seemed to be only one player trying, he gave the beat to the mid the other one should have stayed in his chambre! oh and another thing who won the longest drive on sat night?? hom hom

Posted: 1/26/2003 11:03:16 PM, by: ron manager

very cheeky! as it was ian's 40th i thought... lets give the boy some glory in front of an adoring crowd. as middle age approaches and the joints stiffen up he won't have many more opportunities! i'm just that kind of guy. (i believe the world record of 275 yards remains in tact!!!)

Posted: 1/27/2003 9:58:57 AM, by: Mark

bonjour moi petite redgate chumeroonies. i hold the record for shortest drive, all 14feet of it... oh, memories. i demand my profile to be altered on grounds of bad taste, i never enjoy a game, i am always pissed off, and i hate everyone.... mmmmm, free chips, sausages, chicken dippers, i love you all. whats all this h3 razor all about, i dont get it, whats a razor? best shout of the season so far: ur nominatiosn please. i put forward woodsy juniors "do it for daaaave" against waterloo, and bollox's shout of "cheats....cheats...cheats *fingers tapping head*" against rockville and their paedo manager.

Posted: 1/31/2003 1:03:14 AM, by: le bigzoi

Subject: Paul Chambers Where is he? Say no more! This is a signature Redgate will definetly pursuing at the end of the season, so watch out Tangers! If we secure this signature I am willing to make a rather large bet that redgate could win promotion to the Zingari 1st Division. There will then also be a clear difference in class between Redgate and their arch rivals Formby JSCOB

Posted: 2/4/2003 3:07:44 PM, by: Ian

You're not getting my man! He belongs to me and you can never have him. He is mine. The adoption papers are going through at the moment. From then on he shall revert back to being ginger like Keith and shall be known as Paul Tangeman.

Posted: 2/4/2003 5:28:56 PM, by: Tangers

does anyone know that rule in 5a side where a keeper kicks the ball over head height but not a save is therefore a penalty? was just wondering....

Posted: 2/6/2003 7:31:33 PM, by: just wondering

well, since i actually played competitive footie from 5yrs old, in 5,7 and 11-a-side games, i think i would know the rules. beign merseyside 5-a-side champions does help. any action other than a direct save that results in a ball goign over head height is a penalty, as it is the closest point to which a free-kick can be awarded, since no1, bar the keeper, can venture into the penalty area. of course, said person who caused this infringement didnt know the offside rule till late last year ("when the ball reaches the player isnt it?" ahem), so, we forgive his neanderthal type brain power.

Posted: 2/6/2003 8:12:34 PM, by: le bigzoi

oh mr M pleeeeeease forgive ma stoopidity, to question a footballing god. i wish you were a champion of 11 a side not only 5 a sde. a win for redgate next week i feel. goodnight

Posted: 2/8/2003 6:10:50 PM, by: fogive me father

whats everyones allstar redgate team? real people please who they actually know that'd be nice

Posted: 2/12/2003 11:40:47 PM, by: redgate allstars

not footballing god, i just know t'rules, and as everyone knows, i follow them intently, and never cheat at all, ever, honest. a win for t'rovers this satdy, then off to las uvas where we can get garlic bread, it's the future.

Posted: 2/13/2003 11:50:20 PM, by: le bigzoi

why do a certain bunch of cheating dirty scum bags ever get in to the zingai league at all? everyone knows who i mean right... i guess after next week we wont have to play the top2sides again this season

Posted: 2/15/2003 9:56:52 PM, by: honesty is not the best policy

i meant zingari, that zingai league is just full of poofters

Posted: 2/15/2003 9:57:39 PM, by: yeah

just like most of our team.

Posted: 2/27/2003 11:36:37 PM, by: mackie

well done today lads, deserved it totally. keep this up now ok! let's show em we aint jus makin up da numbers!! yeah!!

Posted: 3/1/2003 6:27:19 PM, by: hendo junior

when does the great macster get his lovely white pins back in that redgate goal? i miss it/him, rock on

Posted: 3/14/2003 12:30:10 AM, by: timmmaayy

i think the pins are unlucky... see the horrendous mistakes i have made with them, they blind me, i tell ya, blind me!

Posted: 3/18/2003 8:01:23 PM, by: mackie

maybe a return to the pants?? love timmy j

Posted: 3/18/2003 9:44:55 PM, by: timmyyoo

nah, shorts all the way! who likes short shorts? we like short shorts.... well, bernard would find that amusing anyway.

Posted: 3/21/2003 10:35:44 PM, by: mackie

the last few weeks there has been a huge turn around in the attitude of our team, we are fighting for everything, not letting our heads drop. coming back from 1-0 down against essemay, i was proud of our team. a matter of a few weeks ago, we would have given up and lost by 3 or 4. use this as a springboard for next season.

Posted: 3/30/2003 3:15:24 PM, by: mackie

Hit the nail on the head there Mac - we have been brilliant in regard to the attitude the last couple of games!

Posted: 3/30/2003 7:33:27 PM, by: Wezza

good to hear lads, keep up da good work

Posted: 4/3/2003 12:00:36 AM, by: tim

Any of u little funboys ever actully BEEN to Redgate? Answer: No - u puffs are all from 'the other side of the railway'

Posted: 4/21/2003 4:25:35 PM, by: Ally

i went to the redgate, an it was so horribly red that i decided to wee on it, an it turned green, try it, urine has special powers i tell ya

Posted: 4/23/2003 6:36:17 PM, by: one handed wonder!

It's been a long time.... Close Season Friendly lads ? Fear not, I'm injured. Oaks@redgaterovers.co.uk

Posted: 4/24/2003 11:00:21 AM, by: Oaksy

Ally, wtf are you talking about? Oaksy surely you can come out of retirement to show us some more silky skils?

Posted: 4/25/2003 1:30:29 PM, by: Wezza

good lil night out on sat boys, altho i didnt make it any further than the grapes! heard it was all fun an games! have a great summer an get fit for next year ya lazy barstewards!!

Posted: 4/27/2003 10:41:20 PM, by: timmymagic

it was a quiet night tim, no drama, and no serious drinking... well, i didnt feel really drunk. speaking of drunk, any incriminating photos gonna be posted up on here wob? if so, stay away from negative djimi traore, no tiara pics of me will get on here. i would say i'll run u down and kill ya... but, the running part stops that plan.

Posted: 4/29/2003 9:00:55 PM, by: mackie

As probably the most ashamed person ever, I must make an apology to my team mates for my outrageous carry on on Saturday night. I rememer nothing. Don't remember leaving the Grapes. I remember a bit of Revolution but not enough to warrant a memory. Ashamed. Sorry. BTW mac I have no inciminating photos but if anyone wants to send me some they can be gladly placed on the front pages!

Posted: 4/30/2003 12:06:23 PM, by: Drunk and very disorderly Wezza

vat is foooball? and vhy is wezza always druk on pitch?

Posted: 5/8/2003 6:57:11 PM, by: ivan assovich

If anyone sees Neil bekingham can you pass on my email address valentelfc@hotmail.com and if anyone else wants to email me feel free, good luck

Posted: 5/12/2003 4:39:44 AM, by: John Valente

Not as many messages going up since the end of the season. Bit of a shame really. Anyone see anything decent on TV recently?

Posted: 5/16/2003 2:21:51 AM, by: I.V.

it starts, an watchin tv at 4 in the mornin will once again become acceptable boring i know rock!

Posted: 5/17/2003 9:18:10 PM, by: bb4

Hi guys, are we gonna be having a friendly before the goals go down? Could be fun, and I'm sure that the Chambers/Halls would be willing to gamble away their anual salary on the result!

Posted: 5/19/2003 3:54:39 PM, by: Hodge

wild horses couldnt hold me back from playin the game i love so much. bring it on hodge

Posted: 5/20/2003 10:40:44 PM, by: hell yea

nope, nope, and um, nope. i for one wouldnt wish to play, and i doubt most people would... remember the two debacles that we had a few weeks ago when no could be arsed... leave it till preseason (which will be july, since the zingari kicks off around the 14th or so of august) when there will actually be a point to it.

Posted: 5/21/2003 6:20:44 PM, by: mackie

we can get our new signings on the go and we is all fit(is that a joke he asks!!) i for one is on the verge of fitness again, almost ready for thursday night footy without a sling, i say watch the hell out people!! rock!! mackie, hope less than jake rocked ya ass peace

Posted: 5/21/2003 7:53:55 PM, by: hendotron

Posted: 5/22/2003 3:35:11 AM, by: What?

how is it that you are confused??

Posted: 5/23/2003 7:08:57 PM, by: you would never understand

Ooh a message board. Never knew about that.

Posted: 5/26/2003 7:37:26 PM, by: Ade the Blade

Hey kids. Off to the USA on Saturday. Hope all will be FULLY FIT and already have more points chalked up than last season, upon my return (earliest 1 sept). Maybe the Williams-Richmond partnership from the bench maybe struck up again. By the way how is Clayton?

Posted: 5/26/2003 7:45:27 PM, by: Coach Ade

all da best ade, maybe see ya thurs? take care an rock americas face! tim

Posted: 5/27/2003 12:52:30 AM, by: timmy the cat

when's preseason kicking off then ladies? you know you're all getting withdrawl from not playing on saturdays. bring on the upcoming foulness that is fitness training... just make sure toilets are close for me to throw up in.

Posted: 6/1/2003 10:06:37 PM, by: bigz

yada yada yada. when is pre-season? is ian getting gayer or what?

Posted: 7/19/2003 6:59:32 AM, by: coachade@hotmail.com

Come on dudes - lets get this season going eh?

Posted: 8/15/2003 10:54:49 AM, by: Banter Please

new team, new photos, get on the ball W.O.B

Posted: 8/21/2003 5:49:59 PM, by: bigz

Hello lads, you need to increase the frequency of messages on this site. What happened to the new dawn of Redgate then? The press will be calling for the manager's head if results don't improve soon. Oh, you were well lucky to beat my team the other week......

Posted: 9/3/2003 5:08:29 PM, by: Paul

come on you reds(gate!)

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Posted: 11/19/2003 10:05:45 AM, by: Stuart Gibb

so, when do you think we'll win a game then ladies? the newly svelt bigzoi thinks we should run a sweep....

Posted: 1/22/2004 7:51:23 PM, by: Bigzy Poo

What price can I get on 2007?

Posted: 1/23/2004 10:05:44 AM, by:

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Posted: 5/17/2004 5:42:09 AM, by:

Hello Redgate i have recently seen you playing against a team they call Finn Harps, i was exceptionally please with three tremendous goals from Paul Goodall and good game for Nathan Harrison who played well in mid field suppliying great chances for the team to score and build upon the 3-1 win. Every player who played that day deserves comendation as they played to the best of their ability. Many Thanks Raffa

Posted: 4/6/2005 10:40:41 AM, by: Raffa Benitez

EVERTON SUCK LIVERPOOL ALL THE WAY!!!! STEVE GERRARD, GERRARD HE'LL PASS THE BALL 40 YRDS HE'S BIG AND HE'S FUCKIN HARD STEVE GERRARD, GERRARD STEVE GERRARD, GERRARD HE'S BETTER THAN FRANK LAMPARD LIVERPOOL: WERE GOING TO ISTAMBUL LA-LA-LA-LA!!

Posted: 5/10/2005 9:18:25 AM, by: Raffa